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Professor Hippocrates Oedipus Potamus (or Hip O. Potamus for short) has a secret laboratory in the basement of Porcine House.
Here are some of Professor Potamus's inventions:
The electric chopstick
The all-dry shower
The silent radio
Professor Potamus cannot understand why these inventions have not yet made him rich. The silent radio won't keep you up at night and the all-dry shower saves having to dry all those towels.
Can you think of any inventions for Professor Potamus? If he likes them, he'll post them up here.
MORE INVENTIONS
- The homework robot
- You can learn faster when the robot does your homework for you
- --Stephanie Lo (age 10, Hong Kong)
- Refrigerator door alarm
- Whenever you open the door it goes off. It protects you from absent-mindedly opening the refrigerator for food to eat when you want to lose weight.
- --Mitch (age : old, Maryland (USA))
- The silent radio
- When your family members or friends are sleeping, you will not disturb them at all.
- --Stephanie Lo (age 10, Hong Kong)
- Heated refrigerator
- The food is never cold so you don't have to waste time defrosting it when you take it out!
- --Christopher G (age 8, Hong Kong)
- CHOO! CHOO! candy
- When the children press the red button the candy will shot out of the gun (''I don't know: this one sounds a bit dangerous,'' says Professor Potamus.)
- --Jade (age 8, Hong Kong)
- Un-openable door lock
- It is useful because no one including burglars can get into your house! Professor Potamus replies: 'I have put one of these on my house. I was going to call you and tell you about it, but I went out shopping and now I can't get back in to use the phone!'
- --Nicholas (age 11, Hong Kong)
- Household wand
- Emilie wants Professor Potamus to make a wand that will 'cook, wash and everything else'. Professor Potamus replies: 'Captain Pig is a real person -- or pig -- unlike Harry Potter and all his wands. We don't have magic wands in the real world.'
- --Emilie (age 10, Hong Kong)
- Homework writer
- Schiller C. suggests inventing a machine that'll do your homework for you. Professor Potamus replies: 'I already invented one of this for doing handwriting homework: everything comes out very neat and tidy from the printer! But the teachers kept on giving low marks: they said that to do handwriting, you have to use your actual hands. I don't understand it.''
- --Schiller (age 8, Hong Kong)
- House that'll do what you want
- Joyce C. wants Professor Potamus to invent 'a house that can obey you'. Professor Potamus says that he has already invented 'SuperHouse Model 1.0'. He says that this the house is just great: it stops you from getting wet when it rains, and it has special holes in the wall so you can get in and out and look outside. He calls these 'doors' and 'windows'.
- --Joyce C (age 7 1/2, Kowloon)
- Weight loss cooker
- Josy W suggested Professor Potamus work on a food machine. So his next invention is the ''Weight loss cooker'': you put all the food in, turn it on, wait a while, and then all the food disappears. It's great for losing weight!
- --Josy W (age 8, Hong Kong)
- Silent alarm clock
- It won't wake you up when you're trying to sleep.
- --Christopher (age 7, Hong Kong)

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