I want to write to:

Captain Pig
Professor Potamus
Phreddie Phrogue

Your name: Your age:

Where do you live? (town)

Kids! Do NOT include your address, e-mail address or full name.
Just type in your first name and initial (like Hippocrates P.)
and the name of the town where you live.


SOME RECENT LETTERS AND REPLIES
Our heroes get SO many letters, they can't reply to all of them! But for sure, they'll read them!
Be sure to include your name, age and where you're from! Otherwise, we can't post them up here.
To: Captain Pig
Captain pig is my favorite book i hope you will continue the series.
--Katharine C. (age 15, USA)
Captain Pig replies:
Thank you; now I am very busy winning 'Galaxy Idol'.
To: Captain Pig
how are you doing ? are you very busy?????????
--Stephanie (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Yes, very busy. I am auditioning for 'Galaxy Idol'.
To: Captain Pig
You are cool.
--Jia Ying (age 10, Singapore)
Captain Pig replies:
That's becuase I always use my famous cold cream.
To: Captain Pig
How are you? I'm in Primary 3. I love your story. The Captain Pig is cute and lovely.
--Benson (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Well, Benson, you must very good in school if you can see I'm cute. Not everyone can see this.
To: Captain Pig
Hello, I love your story, very fun, adventure and interest. Is it your real name is Captain Pig or just make it up. You like Pig? You really go to the sun that's amazing. Or your story write like that is not true. Do you have any books? I saw that you have many letters, you are really famous I am so glad that you have many freindsi. Cooooooooooooooollll. Have a good time
--Hang.C (age 10, Lei King Wan)
Captain Pig replies:
My real name His Excellency the Most Magnificient Captain Pig, but my friends just call me 'Captain'.
To: Phreddie
Hi phreddie phrogue, I loved your writing!!
--samantha (age 7, Hong Kong)
Phreddie replies:
It iz eesie. I right the same az eye speek!
To: Phreddie
You are captain pig's crew mate. I heard that you speak very good ENGLISH. I hope one day you can teach me.
--Alicia (age 8, Singapore)
Phreddie replies:
Maybee eye am not the best teechar.
To: Captain Pig
I have read a book on captain pig, on the book they said you have only witten one book. I want to ask you that can you write one more book.
--Lester (age 8, Singapore)
Captain Pig replies:
Do they have a Pigza Planet restaurant in Singapore yet?
To: Captain Pig
How are you? Are you happy in 2003? How is your New year then?
--Stephanie (age 10, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Gung Hei Fat Choi everyone! In 2004, I'm going to opening 100s of more Pigza Planet restaurants!
To: Captain Pig
u are really handsome. i talked to u in chat on the computer. can u write a letter to me? please.
--yvonne (age 8, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Oh yes, I remember chatting to you!
To: Captain Pig
Hi Captain Pig, how are you today?
--sabrina and cathy (age 7, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Hungry. I seem always to be hungry.
To: Captain Pig
You have so much money, can't you give some to me? I don't have any; I'm more famous than you - I haven't been on Repulse bay Watch but I've been on TV more than 15 times for my dancing. Do you dance? I do ballet and Chinese dance: I'm already on Grade 6! Dance will help you keep fit and big fat tummy of yours will go away. Write more books! They're funny!
--Joy (age 11, Cheung Chau, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Thank you for that nice long letter, Joy. I don't need money: people just give me whatever I want. But I do dance: all the way to the refrigerator to get some frozen pigza! (What fat tummy?)
To: Captain Pig
I already read your book, but why don't you write anoter book? You said that maybe if kids send you letters you will well I as am know.
--sohini paul (age 7+, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I am working on it but I'm very busy what with discovering new universes 'n all. But why don't you read the story of my friend Rupert Rhinocerous?
To: Captain Pig
Can I have your profile? Age, Blood Type, Birthday, Hobbies, Favourite TV stars, Favourite Movie Stars
--Stephanie Lo (age 10, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Those are very smart questions! Here is my profile:
Last name: Pig - First name: Captain
Blood Type: Red
Birthday: I accept presents any day of the year!
Favourite TV Star: me
Favourite Movie Star: me
To: Captain Pig
So you think you are perfect? You need to make yourself a little bit thinner!!
--Sonia (age less than Captain Pig, probably Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I'm a pig. My mother thinks I'm too skinny already. She keeps on saying 'Eat more pigza, eat more pigza!'
To: Captain Pig
Are you working on your new book now? I hope you are.
--Stephanie Lo (age 10, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Yes, but my friend Rupert Rhinocerous has just written his Christmas story! You can read it here.
To: Captain Pig
What does coldcream taste like? What flavour do you have in coldcream? Do you have a shop to sell cold cream?
--Sonia (age ??, Hong Kong (the best place ever!))
Captain Pig replies:
You don't eat cold cream! You slather it all over your face -- and then take it off again. (I don't know why. But that's what people do.)
To: Phreddie
You are very funny !!!
--Jaime Cookies (age 12, Hong Kong)
Phreddie replies:
'Kookeez'?
To: Captain Pig
Yo Captain Pig! Wow, I'd just LOVE to go on a ride to the sun on a spaceship called GOLDEN SAUSAGE! Who were your parents? They must be lucky to have you as their son!
--Jennifer (age 11, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Yes, my parents are very proud of me. My cousin Larry Porker was useless, so they know they are very lucky.
To: Captain Pig
Does the 'Golden Sausage' really look like a gold sausage? If the answer is no, why you call it 'Golden Sausage'? And, do you take your mother to sun or anywhere else?
--sonia (age 9 and a half!(maybe!), hong kong (the best place ever!!))
Captain Pig replies:
Did the 'Queen Elizabeth' look like a floating Queen of England?
To: Captain Pig
Hey! Captain Pig, can you just take us (I mean everyone in class p4a2) to the Sun? We love 'eyeskream'!! or... or to your 'pigza restaurant', so that I wouldn't have to call the long distance call! (You know one long distance call is very expensive!)
--sonia (age 9 and a half! (maybe!), hong kong (the best place ever!!))
Captain Pig replies:
I don't think you would all fit in the Golden Sausage. ALso, you'd have to go to the Sun at night, when you're all supposed to be asleep!
To: Captain Pig
Could you write another book?
--Ingrid (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I'm working on it!
To: Captain Pig
Are you rich NOW? Or you want to be rich? But I think you are perfect now. You know you are handsome and you have many fans, too! I want to be a little friend of you!
--sonia (age (not telling), Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Of course I am rich already, from sell cold-cream to the Sun people.
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig, Do you have a MSN messenger??
--Karen (age 7, Chi Fu)
Captain Pig replies:
We stopped using MSN a long time ago!
To: Captain Pig
What is the telephone number of your 'Pigza restaurant', I would like to have some! And the next time when you go to the Sun, Please buy me some 'eyeskream'!
--Sonia (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
It's probably a long distance call: Galaxy code 67789, Solar System code: 899, Planet code 79, Country code: 852, then 67800-88888
To: Captain Pig
Your book is very good. Do you like forghetti? I would like to make some.
--Sonia (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Forghetti tastes horrible, but there is a recipe in my book!
To: Professor Potamus
Ya know what? I think you are very handsome.
--Vivian (age 9, Hong Kong)
Professor Potamus replies:
You must be using my rose-tinted spectacles!
To: Captain Pig
Don't you want a yummy pigza? I have it!
--Alex W (age 8, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Hey Alex! It's not fair keeping that pigza to yourself!
To: Captain Pig
I liked your book very much. My teacher read it to us in class. Are you still hungry? I've got some pigza here! I think you are REALLY good looking. I am enthusiastic for you to write more books! Why does Phreddie Phrogue has an accent when he speaks? See you soon.
--Vivian (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I ALWAYS want pigza? And I'm glad YOU don't think I must get thinner (please talk to Joy about this). And Phreddie comes from a far off planet and they speak differently there. But I got used to his accent now.
To: Captain Pig
Can you write a new book?
--Milton (age 10, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I'm working on it, but I'm very busy being rich and famous!
To: Captain Pig
I think that you might have to make yourself thinner.
--Joy (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I am in perfect shape! Have YOU been a lifeguard on 'Repulse Bay Watch'?
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig, Could u make more books? I like it very much.
--Ingrid (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Or maybe 'Star Boars, Episode 4' ...
To: Captain Pig
I am from Hong Kong. Me and my classmates want YOU to have the next book, maybe not the next, we want you have the third, fourth or next..... PLEASE!!!!!!!
--Sonia (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
What do you guys think of 'Larry Porker and the Order of Pigza'?
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain pig, I'm hungry could u make pigza to me
--Ingrid (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Just call 'Pigza Planet'! They deliver. I usually get 14 at a time.
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig, I want To learn about you ...
--Elaine (age 7, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Have you read my book?
To: Captain Pig
Hi, do you have a msn messenger????
--Karen (age 7, Chi fu)
Captain Pig replies:
We stopped using that a long time ago! We use one of Professor Potamus's new inventions: the stampless letter. The Post Office won't deliver letters without stamps, so stampless letters never go to the wrong address!
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig, you are the best
--joyce (age 7, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Everyone says so!
To: Captain Pig
Professor Potamus was so silly when he let you called Phreddie Phrogue!Aand do you know why? Answer: Because he didn't care if he went to jail.
--joyce (age 7, hong kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Professor Potumas and the police were good friends. He had invented for them the 'Snap-open Velcro Handcuffs' because the police were always losing their keys.
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig, How are you?
--Alex (age 8, )
Captain Pig replies:
Still hungry!
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig, Do you want some pigza? I will make some for you! (just joking)
--Joanne C. (age 11, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Joking? Joking? You shouldn't joke about pigza!
To: Captain Pig
I've brought you some Pigza!
--Judith (age 9, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Where? Where is it?
To: Captain Pig
Hello, Captain Pig -- Jess and James
--James T. (age 12, Chester)
Captain Pig replies:
That's Chester in England?
To: Professor Potamus
Aren't you going to make any more inventions, because I think they're really good.
--Not telling my name (age (not telling), Not telling where I'm from)
Professor Potamus replies:
Oh, I have many more inventions, but you'll have to read the next Captain Pig book to hear about them!
To: Phreddie Phrogue
How come Freddy Frog cannot say things very well?
--'Anonymous' (age 8, Also not telling where from)
Phreddie Phrogue replies:
If you read what Phreddie says out loud, you'll find that it all sounds very normal! Sometimes you must look more closely at people to see what they are really like.
To: Phreddie Phrogue
What planet do you come from, Phreddie Phrogue?
--Chris G (age 8, Also not telling where from)
Phreddie Phrogue replies:
The planet Phinickee, in a galacksee phar phar away frum hear.
To: Captain Pig
Hey, does it really taste good? I don't trust you.
--Cletus (age 8, still not telling where from)
Captain Pig replies:
Rotten egg and mouldy cheese pigza is the Pigza Planet's second most favourite, after 'Garbage Supreme'. Plus there's free delivery in the inner solar system!
To: Professor Potamus
You are a great captain, I can tell.
--Arisa (age 7, The City)
Professor Potamus replies:
Ummmm... maybe you mean Captain Pig? I am an evil genius.
To: Captain Pig
Hello Captain Pig, it is me again cletus!! and I don't have pigza but I have egg :)
--Cletus (age 8, still not telling where from)
Captain Pig replies:
If you leave the egg under the sink for three or four weeks, it will be very nice on the pigza.
To: Captain Pig
Captain Pig...YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!
--Emilie (age 10, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Hong Kong kids seem very clever!
To: Captain Pig
I read your book called The True Aventures of Captain Pig. Can you tell me more about the solor system!
--Chester (age ?, Didn't say where from)
Captain Pig replies:
You may have heard that the solar system revolves around the Sun. But it really revolves around me. There's no book called 'True Adventures of the Sun' is there? Does the Sun have its own space ship?
To: Phreddie
Dear Phreddie Phrogue: do you like your Captain? I like your Captain very much.
--Joyce (age 7, Hong Kong)
Phreddie replies:
Evereebodee laiks Captin Pig!
To: Captain Pig
Could you write another book?
--Mike (age 10, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
I have so many adventures, it is hard to know what to put in. I'm very busy on my movie, you know.
To: Captain Pig
Dear Captain Pig. You are very handsome and clever. I like your crew mates.
--Joyce (age 7, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
How clever of you to have noticed!
To: Captain Pig
hello captain pig how are you
--Cletus (age 8, not telling where from)
Captain Pig replies:
Hungry. Did you bring the pigza?
To: Captain Pig
Captain Pig rocks!
--Christopher (age 7, Hong Kong)
Captain Pig replies:
Of course I do!